Rattles has a character named Vich that I have a terribly huge fucking crush on.
He calls my character Twain “lass” since he’s Irish.
I uh, might find this ridiculously hot.
SO, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE ONE OF MY NETKIDS MADE THE JOKE OF “DAT LASS” from this…
Well, the only appropriate way to reply to this is:
To add on to this. BD
Okay, look. Chickie, if you’re from the fucking bar, or if you know that god damn asshole that keeps IMing me and keeps stalking my ass, you better be fessing up before I crack your ass. I am fucking serious you’re fucking creeping me out.
Didn’t your boyfriend say you had like…copycats at the bar, DB?
What if these photos are one of them?
Oh my god I have to get this shit off the net. J HELP ME FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.
What am I supposed to do? Why not report it to tumblr? Isn’t this like something they report for?
Also, uh….is that REALLY a picture of your brother’s uh…
NO. IT’S NOT. STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT IT J. JESUS CHRIST GET ME A HACKER OR -SOMETHING- FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
If it’s not then why are you so worried?
You do realize every time you reblog it there’s just another copy out there yeah?
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I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL A DJ.
That one from the bar?
Also:
You should wear shades sometime. That doesn’t look half bad.
Thanks J. You know. That really makes me feel better.
Here.
JESUS CHRIST DB WEREN’T YOU JUST FREAKING OUT OVER SHIT LIKE THIS?
It’s me. I don’t really care if it’s me. If it’s my brother, sure. I care. But you know what, I kinda went 20 miles past IGIVEAFUCKVILLE.
isyourboyfriendgoingtobeokaywiththat?
Given the fact the guy has probably fucked everyone in this town? I don’t think he cares. If he does, he can tell me himself.
Yeah I guess he wouldn’t exactly have room to talk…
Rattles has a character named Vich that I have a terribly huge fucking crush on.
He calls my character Twain “lass” since he’s Irish.
I uh, might find this ridiculously hot.
SO, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE ONE OF MY NETKIDS MADE THE JOKE OF “DAT LASS” from this…
Well, the only appropriate way to reply to this is:
To add on to this. BD
Okay, look. Chickie, if you’re from the fucking bar, or if you know that god damn asshole that keeps IMing me and keeps stalking my ass, you better be fessing up before I crack your ass. I am fucking serious you’re fucking creeping me out.
Didn’t your boyfriend say you had like…copycats at the bar, DB?
What if these photos are one of them?
Oh my god I have to get this shit off the net. J HELP ME FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.
What am I supposed to do? Why not report it to tumblr? Isn’t this like something they report for?
Also, uh….is that REALLY a picture of your brother’s uh…
NO. IT’S NOT. STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT IT J. JESUS CHRIST GET ME A HACKER OR -SOMETHING- FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
If it’s not then why are you so worried?
You do realize every time you reblog it there’s just another copy out there yeah?
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I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL A DJ.
That one from the bar?
Also:
You should wear shades sometime. That doesn’t look half bad.
Thanks J. You know. That really makes me feel better.
Here.
JESUS CHRIST DB WEREN’T YOU JUST FREAKING OUT OVER SHIT LIKE THIS?
It’s me. I don’t really care if it’s me. If it’s my brother, sure. I care. But you know what, I kinda went 20 miles past IGIVEAFUCKVILLE.
isyourboyfriendgoingtobeokaywiththat?
Rattles has a character named Vich that I have a terribly huge fucking crush on.
He calls my character Twain “lass” since he’s Irish.
I uh, might find this ridiculously hot.
SO, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE ONE OF MY NETKIDS MADE THE JOKE OF “DAT LASS” from this…
Well, the only appropriate way to reply to this is:
To add on to this. BD
Okay, look. Chickie, if you’re from the fucking bar, or if you know that god damn asshole that keeps IMing me and keeps stalking my ass, you better be fessing up before I crack your ass. I am fucking serious you’re fucking creeping me out.
Didn’t your boyfriend say you had like…copycats at the bar, DB?
What if these photos are one of them?
Oh my god I have to get this shit off the net. J HELP ME FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.
What am I supposed to do? Why not report it to tumblr? Isn’t this like something they report for?
Also, uh….is that REALLY a picture of your brother’s uh…
NO. IT’S NOT. STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT IT J. JESUS CHRIST GET ME A HACKER OR -SOMETHING- FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
If it’s not then why are you so worried?
You do realize every time you reblog it there’s just another copy out there yeah?
…………………………………………………
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…………………………………………………
…………………………………………………
…………………………………………………
I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL A DJ.
That one from the bar?
Also:
You should wear shades sometime. That doesn’t look half bad.
Thanks J. You know. That really makes me feel better.
Here.
JESUS CHRIST DB WEREN’T YOU JUST FREAKING OUT OVER SHIT LIKE THIS?
Rattles has a character named Vich that I have a terribly huge fucking crush on.
He calls my character Twain “lass” since he’s Irish.
I uh, might find this ridiculously hot.
SO, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE ONE OF MY NETKIDS MADE THE JOKE OF “DAT LASS” from this…
Well, the only appropriate way to reply to this is:
To add on to this. BD
Okay, look. Chickie, if you’re from the fucking bar, or if you know that god damn asshole that keeps IMing me and keeps stalking my ass, you better be fessing up before I crack your ass. I am fucking serious you’re fucking creeping me out.
Didn’t your boyfriend say you had like…copycats at the bar, DB?
What if these photos are one of them?
Oh my god I have to get this shit off the net. J HELP ME FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.
What am I supposed to do? Why not report it to tumblr? Isn’t this like something they report for?
Also, uh….is that REALLY a picture of your brother’s uh…
NO. IT’S NOT. STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT IT J. JESUS CHRIST GET ME A HACKER OR -SOMETHING- FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
If it’s not then why are you so worried?
You do realize every time you reblog it there’s just another copy out there yeah?
Rattles has a character named Vich that I have a terribly huge fucking crush on.
He calls my character Twain “lass” since he’s Irish.
I uh, might find this ridiculously hot.
SO, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE ONE OF MY NETKIDS MADE THE JOKE OF “DAT LASS” from this…
Well, the only appropriate way to reply to this is:
To add on to this. BD
Okay, look. Chickie, if you’re from the fucking bar, or if you know that god damn asshole that keeps IMing me and keeps stalking my ass, you better be fessing up before I crack your ass. I am fucking serious you’re fucking creeping me out.
Didn’t your boyfriend say you had like…copycats at the bar, DB?
What if these photos are one of them?
Oh my god I have to get this shit off the net. J HELP ME FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.
What am I supposed to do? Why not report it to tumblr? Isn’t this like something they report for?
Also, uh….is that REALLY a picture of your brother’s uh…
Rattles has a character named Vich that I have a terribly huge fucking crush on.
He calls my character Twain “lass” since he’s Irish.
I uh, might find this ridiculously hot.
SO, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE ONE OF MY NETKIDS MADE THE JOKE OF “DAT LASS” from this…
Well, the only appropriate way to reply to this is:
To add on to this. BD
Okay, look. Chickie, if you’re from the fucking bar, or if you know that god damn asshole that keeps IMing me and keeps stalking my ass, you better be fessing up before I crack your ass. I am fucking serious you’re fucking creeping me out.
Didn’t your boyfriend say you had like…copycats at the bar, DB?
What if these photos are one of them?
You have a stalker couple and people are sending me German lullabies. I think it’s some complex code. The Mafia is obviously after us.
This is wick crack. This is like, some faerie bullshit. If it’s my brother I’m going to kick his ass, but I think it’s…
SHIT. J. JJJJJJJ. WHAT IF SHE HAS FRIENDS? AND LIKE, WHAT IF SHE LIVES NEAR US. JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH FUCK CHRIST WHAT AM I GOING TO DO OH GOD God God God if I find out Doodlebear friggen posted pictures of em somewhere I’m gonna kill him jesus fuck mary and joseph’s baby oh god.
I don’t think she’d be near us. I mean not EVERYONE on the internet could be in the same town…
I hope…
You could ask your boyfriend about it…
Jesus Mary and Joseph’s baby….Mary and Joseph’s baby was Jesus….
J, don’t be ridiculous Jesus can’t fuck Mary and have Jesus. That’s fucking ridiculous. You’ve been eating Twinkies again. Save those for the damn apocalypse. Or if we have to hide from these stalkers.
DB are you hyperventilating? You sound like you’re suffering from oxygen dep.
No, I’m fin—-fuck I need water bbl get on Warccfaft ill ber ethere in a sminurte.
Take it easy.
You have a stalker couple and people are sending me German lullabies. I think it’s some complex code. The Mafia is obviously after us.
This is wick crack. This is like, some faerie bullshit. If it’s my brother I’m going to kick his ass, but I think it’s…
SHIT. J. JJJJJJJ. WHAT IF SHE HAS FRIENDS? AND LIKE, WHAT IF SHE LIVES NEAR US. JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH FUCK CHRIST WHAT AM I GOING TO DO OH GOD God God God if I find out Doodlebear friggen posted pictures of em somewhere I’m gonna kill him jesus fuck mary and joseph’s baby oh god.
I don’t think she’d be near us. I mean not EVERYONE on the internet could be in the same town…
I hope…
You could ask your boyfriend about it…
Jesus Mary and Joseph’s baby….Mary and Joseph’s baby was Jesus….
J, don’t be ridiculous Jesus can’t fuck Mary and have Jesus. That’s fucking ridiculous. You’ve been eating Twinkies again. Save those for the damn apocalypse. Or if we have to hide from these stalkers.
DB are you hyperventilating? You sound like you’re suffering from oxygen dep.
You have a stalker couple and people are sending me German lullabies. I think it’s some complex code. The Mafia is obviously after us.
This is wick crack. This is like, some faerie bullshit. If it’s my brother I’m going to kick his ass, but I think it’s…
SHIT. J. JJJJJJJ. WHAT IF SHE HAS FRIENDS? AND LIKE, WHAT IF SHE LIVES NEAR US. JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH FUCK CHRIST WHAT AM I GOING TO DO OH GOD God God God if I find out Doodlebear friggen posted pictures of em somewhere I’m gonna kill him jesus fuck mary and joseph’s baby oh god.
I don’t think she’d be near us. I mean not EVERYONE on the internet could be in the same town…
I hope…
You could ask your boyfriend about it…
Jesus Mary and Joseph’s baby….Mary and Joseph’s baby was Jesus….
You have a stalker couple and people are sending me German lullabies. I think it’s some complex code. The Mafia is obviously after us.
This is wick crack. This is like, some faerie bullshit. If it’s my brother I’m going to kick his ass, but I think it’s this lass that keeps sending me messages. Think I should block them? At least she’s not like, sending viruses or dyke porn to my inbox or something.
Maybe. See what else she sends I guess? I mean like you said it’s not porn or something.
I haven’t gotten anything else yet…
You have a stalker couple and people are sending me German lullabies. I think it’s some complex code. The Mafia is obviously after us.
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Uh….Danke? I guess?
….Okay, freaky women I don’t do. I don’t do women period. It’s kind of. All over my blog. What the hell is wrong with you?
Who the hell are you?!
DB, she’s Fly-Free obviously.
I mean, she does have a tumblr…
Way to be a smartass, J.
Doing my part to help the internet. Besides, she has a tumblr, why not send her an ask back?
J, like seriously. I’ve got a stalker. A friggen stalker. I haven’t had a friggen stalker since that one week last November when I was in Wal-Mart and this mini lass kept following me around saying she was going to marry me because I liked Crayola. What the hell am I supposed to do?
She’s got PICTURES of me, on her blog. Like SERIOUSLY. Not like, photo pictures, jesus fuck no. No like, drawn pictures. Who the hell draws me? I don’t stay in one place long enough to draw. What the fuck is going on I’m being STALKED, J!
I need fucking donuts.
Drawings? Really?
Maybe she’s related to that Wooster guy that keeps messaging you. MAYBE THEY ARE A STALKER COUPLE.
DB, you have a COUPLE stalking you. I’m not sure if that’s the worst or funniest thing ever.
Maybe your boyfriend posted pictures of you?
